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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"

"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."

"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""

"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"

"Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow."""

"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."

"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""

"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."

"Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number."

"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"