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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"
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"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."
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"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."
"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"
"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."