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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"
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"What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics? A God dam engineer."
"Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days. He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible."
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year"
"What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder? Toot Uncommon."
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."
"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."