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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."

"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"

"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."

"What is loud and sounds like ""apple""? (scream) APPLE!!!"

"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."

"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"Count Chocula is undead to me."

"Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power."