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Joke of the Day

"I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag."

"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."

"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."

"You seriously don't want hear my next Fibonacci joke. It's as bad as the previous two combined."

"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."

"You can't change the past. But you can sit around in your underwear, dwelling on it and crying over what could have been."

"I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*"