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Joke of the Day

"I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag."

"Whenever I have doubts as to my race, I just scrunch up a piece of paper & shoot at a waste basket... Anyway, today! I am definitely white."

"I got fired from the sewage plant And after all the shit I went through"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."

"Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently"

"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"