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Joke of the Day
"I got fired from the sewage plant And after all the shit I went through"
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"How does a baby ghost cry? ""Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"""
"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood, knock on the door and say, ""Sarah Connor?""."
"Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum They don't know the lyrics."
"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"I'm looking for a book on lack of empathy', I asked the librarian. Do I look like I give a fcuk?', he snapped. ""Yes, that's the one', I said."