181594
Joke of the Day
"I'm a necrophiliac. I like my Heine's cold."
Next Joke
"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."
"Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!"
"title text (optional)"
"Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!"
"My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering ""because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed"" just gets you sent to HR."
"A girl told me her exact age."
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
"How does Alfred call batman for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!"
"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"