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Joke of the Day
"I'm a necrophiliac. I like my Heine's cold."
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"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"
"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"
"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"
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