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Joke of the Day

"What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary? Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator)."

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"Two plates go into a resteraunt One plate says to the other, "" Don't worry I'll pay for the meal."" The other plate replies, "" No dinner is on me."""
"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"
"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."
"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any"
"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."
"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."
"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""