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Joke of the Day

"What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary? Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator)."

"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks."

"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"

"See above is an understatement."