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Joke of the Day

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"

"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."

"What does it say on Jerry Meyer-Cooper's tomb stone? And who the fuck is that?"

"My favourite sexual move is the JFK I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."

"Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."

"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."