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Joke of the Day

"I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames."

"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"

"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."

"What do you call a group of lions that is homosexual? Gay pride."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"

"I was gonna tell a football joke to Payton Manning....... But it went over his head"

"No thanks ""protected account"". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan."

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."

"I don't go to the mailbox because that's where the Responsibility Monster lives."

"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"