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Joke of the Day

"I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames."

"You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves."

"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine. Edit: Wow guys. Thanks so much for the upvotes, the hilarious comments and I finally got my 1st gold!"

"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."

"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."

"I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web... Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!"

"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""

"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."

"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."