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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."

"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."

"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."

"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."

"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."