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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"How do you make 5 pounds of ugly fat really attractive? Put a nipple on it!"

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]"

"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"

"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."

"I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me ""Sank you"" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!"

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."