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"I have now been sober for eighteen months. Not in a row..."
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"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."
"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"
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"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."