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Joke of the Day

"Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!"

"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."

"Take that seed. Yes that one Burn it. Now crunch it up. More. Now pour this hot water on it. Let me drink that. It's good. Name it ""coffee"""

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"

"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"

"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"

"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."

"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

"What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? ""I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"""