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Joke of the Day

"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."

"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."

"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."

"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."

"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."

"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""

"What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip"

"Just finishing up my taxes and am now a little worried about my tax software. It just recommended I slip across the border into Mexico."

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."