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Joke of the Day

"A Day in the life of John Dillon. My name is John Dillon, I do all the killin', I make 5 Dollars Day. I see a Girl named kitty and she shows me her titties and she takes my 5 Dollars away."

"You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic."

"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."

"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"Why was the composer late for work? He missed Debussy. I'll just leave."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."