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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."

"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."

"What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? The both had an outstanding balance."

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"My dad is in the hospital, he needed to get some toes amputated because of his diabetes. He's been good about it. He says he's lactose intolerant."