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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
"I sat next to a hot girl on bus and thought: Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection. ... ... But she did. :<"
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"
"I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime."
"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."
"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."
"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."
"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"