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Joke of the Day

"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""

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"Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena"
"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."
"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"
"Q: When Do You Hurt a Midget? When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!"
"What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel"
"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"Parenting Pro Tip: If a 5 year old says he needs a potty stop, or he's going to take a dump in the minivan, he's not making idle threats"
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