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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."
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"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."
"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."
"Seeing Kenya on a map is like seeing a pussy for the first time. It's lower than I thought it was."
"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"
"Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before"