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Joke of the Day
"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."
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"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"
"I'm getting really tired of this shit No, seriously, I've been sitting here pushing for like 25 minutes but nothing will come out and I'm exhausted."
"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."
"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."
"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"
"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"
"Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]"