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Joke of the Day
"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."
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"i started carrying a knife on me after an attempted mugging three years ago. since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
"If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"
"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"
"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*"
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"
"Found an eyelash on my pizza. Wished for more pizza."
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again."