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Joke of the Day

"I don't like dodecahedrons They are too edgy for me."

"What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth? Their miscarriage"

"Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own."

"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""

"If you're starting a sentence with ""not to sound like a bitch,"" guess what you're going to sound like."

"Have you guys heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? well he's all right now"

"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."

"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."

"Best Joke on Reddit Today: <<Copy paste here from another website>>"

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."