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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"
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"Hate when the cop is like, ""Sir, have you been petting kittens?"" and I say, ""I petted a few..."" as I open the car door and kittens spill out"
"my wife usually fills up our car with gas *she farts a lot*"
"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"
"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today he'd probably run a really good blog about top hats and play bass in a Grateful Dead cover band."
"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"