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Joke of the Day
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."
Next Joke
"*Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were ""a waste of money"" & ""clearly meant for a large child"" now?!"
"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli."
"A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes. Her friend is worried and asks, ""What do you take for it?"" She says, ""Pepper."""
"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."
"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""
"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."
"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"
"Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag."