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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!"
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"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."
"Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books."
"Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts"
"[DIY] How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower Buy the bitch a shovel"
"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"
"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"