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Joke of the Day

"Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here? Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both"

"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"

"First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club."

"What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle? Khaki"

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we going to get through this shit"

"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon."

"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"