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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was into beastiality you Islamophobe... He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."

"Best alzheimer's joke"