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Joke of the Day

"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."

"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."

"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"

"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."