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Joke of the Day

"[First Date] Me: So, Construction? Him: Yeah M: You nail stuff? With your big hammer? H: M: Like to screw? H: M: Hey! Where are you going?"

"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"

"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."

"I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare."

"""What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?'"

"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("

"I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car."

"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"

"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."

"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"