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Joke of the Day
"I finally have enough money in my retirement account for the rest of my life. If I die on Tuesday."
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"What has 16 legs and speaks german? Doppelspider"
"My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school. Rings A Bell."
"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."
"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"
"A police joke knock knock"
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""