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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A PIIIG! (was told to me by a 11 yr old in my class =])"

"My New Years resolution is to quit doing dick jokes. It does limit my material though. It does makes it...hard."

"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""

"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"

"I consider myself a dog person I love ass in my face"

"Second best gaming joke ever... Buy the DLC to find out..."

"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"

"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."