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Joke of the Day

"Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho! ;^)"

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."

"Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it."

"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"

"I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."

"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"""Roses are grey, violets are grey, cars are grey, red is grey, all this shit is just grey""-guy failing a color blind test."