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Joke of the Day
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."
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"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""
"""Oh no. We dripped cheese dip on the cat. I'll get it"" *she grabs a shirt* ""Hey don't use that!"" *hands her a chip*"
"My dad was a good man, he raised five boys.... Without the rest of us knowing"
"What do you call a muscular Arab A protein sheikh"
"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"
"Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body."
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"