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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"
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"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"
"Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. Their only job is to get you off."
"My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong."
"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."
"Breaking Ne ws"
"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"Me: Ooh, I'd love to go to your party, but I have a dentist appointment. Her: On a Saturday night? Me: I've got really bad teeth."