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Joke of the Day

"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"

"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."

"We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons"

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"

"My New Girlfriend Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."

"Faving a tweet = Quietly having sex with someone. RTing a tweet = Introducing the person to your friends."

"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"

"The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam... Aced it!"

"What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan"