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Joke of the Day
"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."
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"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."
"Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""
"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""
"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"