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Joke of the Day

"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"What element can you find in almost any shoe store? Heelium! I'll see myself out now..."

"flavor flav's full name is flavor flavor"

"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."

"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."

"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."

"What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard? Shoot her again."

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."