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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"
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"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."
"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"
"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"
"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard Genes"
"[having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!"
"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"
"One I just made up. Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther"
"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."