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Joke of the Day

"There are three unwritten laws of life... 1. 2. 3."

"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) ""You look like your father, whoever he is."""

"if you love dictionaries so much why dont you Merriam"

"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"

"So, a priest goes weeks without eating, walks barefoot, and has bad breath. [x-post from /r/punny] He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"I would make a sexist joke But that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."