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Joke of the Day

"Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"

"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."

"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."

"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""

"What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl."

"Sorry I look depressed. It's just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house."

"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"