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Joke of the Day
"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."
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"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."
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"My wife's resting in the garden. Well, at rest."
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"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"