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Joke of the Day

"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"

"Highways are a lot like toilets... It only takes a couple big shits to back everything up."

"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."

"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."

"Being autistic is a bit like being a photon... Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible. (source: am autistic)"

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? Fo da drizzle."

"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"