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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"The American Education System"

"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"

"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"

"What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? High Noon."

"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""

"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."