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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"
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"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."
"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"
"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."
"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""
"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."
"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"