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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"
Next Joke
"Here you go, Merry Christmas! ""Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"" Because I wanted to make- Mom: NO DON'T My presents felt"
"Mayweather won. That's it, that's the joke."
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
"Q: Does a roller coaster like its work? A: It has its ups and downs."
"Buzz Aldrin is the second man on the moon... Neil before me"
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."