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Joke of the Day

"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz? Because the P is silent!"

"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"I always hate going into my cousin's house. He vapes e-cigarettes constantly... ...so whenever I leave there, I end up smelling like an ashlesstray."

"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"