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Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"
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"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
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"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
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"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."
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"Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex It was a Wookie mistake"
"Girl are you the legendary Pokemon Mewtwo? Because I've been playing with my balls all day and you're nowhere to be found."
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."