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Joke of the Day

"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"

"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."

"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"

"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."

"What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common? Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian."

"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"