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Joke of the Day

"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."

"Went to the moon for dinner last night Good food No atmosphere"

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"What's an ""oying""? This joke"

"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."

"I wish I could crowd surf to work."

"Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits."

"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"