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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One goes ""ribbit ribbit"", the other goes ""rub it rub it""."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"

"GIRL: Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend DAD: Your bf is a bald eagle? BALD EAGLE: *adjusting toupee* I'm just a regular eagle actually"

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."

"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""

"What's small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"

"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."

"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."