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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"

"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."

"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"

"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."

"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."

"Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register."

"-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike"