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Joke of the Day

"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""

"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""

"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0"

"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"

"I feel there's still hope for this world every time my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize Kardashian."

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."