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Joke of the Day

"2 cats are watching a tennis match... After a while, one cat turns to the other and says... ""My father is in that racquet !!!"""

"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."

"The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film. Goat rider."

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."

"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."

"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."

"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"

"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."