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Joke of the Day

"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"

"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."

"Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez."

"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""

"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."

"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""

"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"

"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."

"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."

"""Damnit!"" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps."