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Joke of the Day

"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"

"If you and jack were horseback riding Would you help jack off the horse?"

"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."

"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"

"If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... Don't bother, they just Babylon."

"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."